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| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 4619 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more glitchy than a pre-pre-alpha game? Want to join a server where the characters are so ugly, they make you question your own existence? Look no further than our server, where performance is worse than a game from 2010!
Join us as we promise to add more pretty and cool characters one day, even though our current lineup looks like a bunch of hideous mongrels. And don’t worry about the competitive queues, streaming, or being listed on Steam – we’ve got all that and more!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a small Indie company of passionate people (not a megacorporation, we swear) who are just trying their best to make a properly performing game. So come on down and experience the chaos for yourself – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows)!
