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| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 5391 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more glitchy than a pre-pre-alpha game? Want to join a server where the characters are so ugly, they make you question your own existence? Look no further than our server, where performance is worse than a game from 2010!
Join us as we promise to add more pretty and cool characters one day, even though our current lineup looks like a bunch of hideous mongrels. And don’t worry about the competitive queues, streaming, or being listed on Steam – we’ve got all that and more!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a small Indie company of passionate people (not a megacorporation, we swear) who are just trying their best to make a properly performing game. So come on down and experience the chaos for yourself – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows)!
