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| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 6803 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4020 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 19 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more glitchy than a pre-pre-alpha game? Want to join a server where the characters are so ugly, they make you question your own existence? Look no further than our server, where performance is worse than a game from 2010!
Join us as we promise to add more pretty and cool characters one day, even though our current lineup looks like a bunch of hideous mongrels. And don’t worry about the competitive queues, streaming, or being listed on Steam – we’ve got all that and more!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a small Indie company of passionate people (not a megacorporation, we swear) who are just trying their best to make a properly performing game. So come on down and experience the chaos for yourself – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows)!
