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| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 7977 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 14 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more glitchy than a pre-pre-alpha game? Want to join a server where the characters are so ugly, they make you question your own existence? Look no further than our server, where performance is worse than a game from 2010!
Join us as we promise to add more pretty and cool characters one day, even though our current lineup looks like a bunch of hideous mongrels. And don’t worry about the competitive queues, streaming, or being listed on Steam – we’ve got all that and more!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a small Indie company of passionate people (not a megacorporation, we swear) who are just trying their best to make a properly performing game. So come on down and experience the chaos for yourself – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows)!
