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| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 2970 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more glitchy than a pre-pre-alpha game? Want to join a server where the characters are so ugly, they make you question your own existence? Look no further than our server, where performance is worse than a game from 2010!
Join us as we promise to add more pretty and cool characters one day, even though our current lineup looks like a bunch of hideous mongrels. And don’t worry about the competitive queues, streaming, or being listed on Steam – we’ve got all that and more!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a small Indie company of passionate people (not a megacorporation, we swear) who are just trying their best to make a properly performing game. So come on down and experience the chaos for yourself – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows)!
