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| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 859 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 129 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 292 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more glitchy than a pre-pre-alpha game? Want to join a server where the characters are so ugly, they make you question your own existence? Look no further than our server, where performance is worse than a game from 2010!
Join us as we promise to add more pretty and cool characters one day, even though our current lineup looks like a bunch of hideous mongrels. And don’t worry about the competitive queues, streaming, or being listed on Steam – we’ve got all that and more!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a small Indie company of passionate people (not a megacorporation, we swear) who are just trying their best to make a properly performing game. So come on down and experience the chaos for yourself – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows)!
