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| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 1095 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 2150 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more glitchy than a pre-pre-alpha game? Want to join a server where the characters are so ugly, they make you question your own existence? Look no further than our server, where performance is worse than a game from 2010!
Join us as we promise to add more pretty and cool characters one day, even though our current lineup looks like a bunch of hideous mongrels. And don’t worry about the competitive queues, streaming, or being listed on Steam – we’ve got all that and more!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a small Indie company of passionate people (not a megacorporation, we swear) who are just trying their best to make a properly performing game. So come on down and experience the chaos for yourself – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows)!
