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| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 2240 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 37 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more glitchy than a pre-pre-alpha game? Want to join a server where the characters are so ugly, they make you question your own existence? Look no further than our server, where performance is worse than a game from 2010!
Join us as we promise to add more pretty and cool characters one day, even though our current lineup looks like a bunch of hideous mongrels. And don’t worry about the competitive queues, streaming, or being listed on Steam – we’ve got all that and more!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a small Indie company of passionate people (not a megacorporation, we swear) who are just trying their best to make a properly performing game. So come on down and experience the chaos for yourself – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows)!
