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| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 9870 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 193 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more glitchy than a pre-pre-alpha game? Want to join a server where the characters are so ugly, they make you question your own existence? Look no further than our server, where performance is worse than a game from 2010!
Join us as we promise to add more pretty and cool characters one day, even though our current lineup looks like a bunch of hideous mongrels. And don’t worry about the competitive queues, streaming, or being listed on Steam – we’ve got all that and more!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a small Indie company of passionate people (not a megacorporation, we swear) who are just trying their best to make a properly performing game. So come on down and experience the chaos for yourself – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows)!
