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| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 6105 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 16 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 46 | Treasure Maps Found: | 12 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 49 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more glitchy than a pre-pre-alpha game? Want to join a server where the characters are so ugly, they make you question your own existence? Look no further than our server, where performance is worse than a game from 2010!
Join us as we promise to add more pretty and cool characters one day, even though our current lineup looks like a bunch of hideous mongrels. And don’t worry about the competitive queues, streaming, or being listed on Steam – we’ve got all that and more!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a small Indie company of passionate people (not a megacorporation, we swear) who are just trying their best to make a properly performing game. So come on down and experience the chaos for yourself – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows)!
