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| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 5810 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more glitchy than a pre-pre-alpha game? Want to join a server where the characters are so ugly, they make you question your own existence? Look no further than our server, where performance is worse than a game from 2010!
Join us as we promise to add more pretty and cool characters one day, even though our current lineup looks like a bunch of hideous mongrels. And don’t worry about the competitive queues, streaming, or being listed on Steam – we’ve got all that and more!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a small Indie company of passionate people (not a megacorporation, we swear) who are just trying their best to make a properly performing game. So come on down and experience the chaos for yourself – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows)!
