Worried Minecraft SMP Polish Posters

BlockyHealthHazards

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes! That’s right, forget about boring old creepers and zombies, we’ve got mutant chickens ready to take you down in the most epic way possible.

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the dungeon is guarded by a pack of ninja llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because things are about to get wild!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Towns Built:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CraftyVik’sRussianJailbreak

Censorship, Conflict, CraftyViksRussianJailbreak, death, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, investigation, Journalism, Justice, kyiv, Media, political prisoners, press freedom, protest, russia, Russian custody, Tragedy, Ukraine, Ukrainian journalist, Viktoria Roshchyna

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? well u better join our server cuz we got crazier stories than this headline, like once a player found a diamond block that turned out to be a secret portal to a world full of talking pigs and dancing creepers. and if u join now, u can be part of our epic quest to find the legendary golden chicken that lays enchanted eggs. plus, our server is so lit that even the ghosts of dead journalists wanna play with us. so what r u waiting for? join now and let’s make some minecraft magic together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Crops Grown:	9938
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Cash Birthday Card Fun

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yo, u ever get a birthday card and u open it up and there’s CASH inside? it’s like finding a hidden treasure in a pirate ship, but instead of gold doubloons, u get dollar bills, yo. imagine if u could do that in minecraft, but instead of cash, u find diamonds and emeralds everywhere u go. that’s what this server is all about, fam. we got so many treasures hidden in our world, u gonna feel like a pirate on a treasure hunt. come join us and start diggin’ for that sweet, sweet loot. plus, we got a secret underground base where we throw wild parties with creepers and skeletons as our DJs. it’s lit, trust me. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on this server, every day is a birthday card full of surprises.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	158

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

VaxCraft: Dems vs Reps vs Inds

Covid-19, data analysis, democrats, Dems, disparities, Healthcare, herd immunity, immunization, Independents, Inds, npj Vaccines, pandemic, partisanship, political divide, public health, Reps, republicans, research, socioeconomic factors, study, University of Michigan, vaccination, vaccination rates, VaxCraft

lol come join this epic minecraft server where we vaccinate players faster than dems getting their shots! we got crazy parties where we inject you with potions of immunity and watch you turn into a superhero! republicans and independents are welcome too, we’ll make sure you’re protected from all the creepers and zombies trying to attack you. join now for a wild ride of vaxxed up fun!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Torrent Network: Where RPG meets sky factions but sadly, no lifesteal in sight!

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Torrent Network Minecraft Server Overview
Survival Server	2 year old map, custom items, quests, shops, community of builders
Creative Server	Claim free plot, build within reason
Lifesteal Server	NEW server with custom boss fights, armor & weapons, terrain, enchants

FAQ

Q: Are the servers connected in any way?

A: Yes, all the servers are perfectly connected to form a community.

Q: Will the survival server ever reset?

A: No, the survival server will never reset. The map has a 2 year history.

Q: Can I play on the server with Java or Bedrock?

A: Yes, the server supports Java and Bedrock on any version.

Q: What is unique about the Lifesteal server?

A: The Lifesteal server features custom boss fights, armor & weapons, terrain, and enchants, making it a unique experience.

Q: Where can I find more information about the server?

A: You can visit the server’s website, Discord, map, and wiki for more information.

Check out our links:

And of course, the server IP: torrentsmp.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Crops Grown:	4085	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

I Love This Creature – Minecraft Server

#birdwatching, adorable, Animals, Aquatic, bird lovers, Creature, cute, ducks, feathers, love, Minecraft, Nature, Outdoor, Peaceful, pond, quack, Serene, Server, Waddle, waterfowl, wildlife, wildlife conservation, wildlife photography

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old mobs? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special surprise for you – DUCKS! That’s right, adorable little quacking ducks roaming around, ready to be your new Minecraft besties.

But wait, there’s more! These ducks aren’t just any ordinary ducks, oh no. They have magical powers that can help you on your Minecraft adventures. Need to fly across the map? Just hop on a duck and soar through the skies like a majestic bird. Need some extra protection in battle? Duck armor is the way to go.

Join our server today and experience the joy of hanging out with the coolest creatures in Minecraft – the ducks. Plus, rumor has it that if you befriend enough ducks, they’ll lead you to a secret treasure hidden deep within the Minecraft world. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the duck-tastic fun begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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Are you tired of dealing with delusional Polish posters on other servers? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have successfully rehabilitated countless Poles who were once exposed to drogas! Our secret potion of enchanted watermelon seeds and llama spit will have them seeing the truth in no time. Plus, our server is filled with wacky adventures and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours. Join now and help us save the Poles from their droga-induced delusions!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CuriousCraftMC

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you’re a naturally curious and inquisitive player who loves to stir up trouble with your friends. We promise to provide you with endless conversations about the most bizarre and interesting things, just like the time Cards Against Humanity offered to pay people to publicly apologize for not voting in the last US election. And guess what? We’ll even help you come up with a plan to vote Democrat in the next election, no proof required!

But beware, if you dare to question the ethics or legality of our shenanigans, you might just end up in a heated debate with your friends. Trust us, it’s all part of the fun!

So come on, join our server and get ready for a rollercoaster of absurdity, where the only rule is to never take anything too seriously. Who knew Minecraft could be this wacky?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CashIsTrashMinecraftSMP

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Are you still living in the stone age using cash? Well, it’s time to join our Minecraft SMP where we only trade in diamonds and emeralds! Our server is so advanced, even the villagers have upgraded to cryptocurrency.

Join us for epic adventures where we ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes and build roller coasters that defy the laws of physics. Our community is so tight-knit, we once had a group hug that lasted for three days straight.

So why waste your time with boring old cash when you could be living it up in our diamond-studded world? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Blocktopia: Die for Diamonds

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Are you willing to risk it all for the ultimate Minecraft experience? Look no further than our server, where you can dive into a world of blocky chaos and adventure like never before!

Join us if you’re ready to face off against a horde of zombie chickens, ride on the backs of flying pigs, and battle a giant creeper boss that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to tame it and ride it into battle against a horde of evil villagers!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest Minecraft server in existence. Just remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll die for is the sheer thrill of the game!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	58	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Magic Items Found:	4671
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CraftyDroneBuilders

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come join our minecraft server, where we have africans building drones for ukraine but they think they in russia! it’s like a crazy reality show but in minecraft! build your own drone and take over the world! who needs russia or ukraine when you have our server! plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds! join now and be part of the wildest adventure in minecraft history!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Orion’s Knife & Hung Galaxy

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join our epic minecraft server where we have the biggest knife hanging off our belt just like Orion, the hung! we’re not afraid to say it looks like a penis because we embrace the absurdity of it all. come join us for some wild adventures and ridiculous builds that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. who needs conventional when you can have pure insanity on our server? come on, you know you want to see what all the hype is about. let’s get weird together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Meteorites Collected:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Novidium Skyblock: Where Chestshops and Challenges make you money (but no COVID)!

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Server Name	Novidium
Server IP	play.novidium.net

Overview:

Novidium is a simple skyblock server where players build an island, complete challenges, visit/build shops and participate in a player-to-player economy. The server aims to provide a nostalgic skyblock experience without overwhelming UI or excessive plugins.

FAQ:

What type of challenges are available on Novidium?

Players can complete simple challenges like collecting 64 sugar cane to earn items that are otherwise unobtainable. For example, completing the sugar cane challenge rewards the player with dirt.

How does the economy system work on Novidium?

There are no admin shops on the server, all trading, buying, and selling is done between players. Players need to build a shop on their own island with chests and signs to sell items. Making the shop visually appealing can attract more visitors.

What are the leaderboards for on Novidium?

There are two main leaderboards on Novidium – balance leaderboard for the richest players and island leaderboard for the highest level islands. Island level is calculated by the amount and rarity of blocks on the island. These leaderboards provide long term goals and make it easier for players to find islands and shops.

How can players join Novidium?

Players can join Novidium by connecting to the server IP: play.novidium.net

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	14

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Bug Busters Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the motto is “If it’s broken, post it!” Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Have you ever wanted to ride a flying pig while shooting laser beams out of your eyes? Well, on our server, that’s a totally normal Tuesday activity.

– Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Chicken,” a chicken that lays diamond eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken?

– We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers.

– Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, but you’ll have to navigate through a maze of lava and killer bunnies to find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures of your life! Remember, if it’s broken, post it!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Potions Brewed:	52	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Uni VIRTUAL is dead Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP, where we’re so cool we’re literally becoming independent like a rebellious teenager in 2025! That’s right, we’re shaking things up and starting fresh as “New UniVIRTUAL” – but don’t worry, we’re still the same old UniVIRTUAL you know and love.

But wait, there’s more! Three of our members, Fuga Ruki, Shinba Shiranuino, and Momotsuki Hagu, are graduating from UniVIRTUAL to become independent in 2025. It’s like a virtual Vtuber graduation ceremony, but with Minecraft! Join us on this wild ride as we embark on new adventures and make dreams come true – all while causing chaos and shaking up the world. So what are you waiting for? Join us and be a part of the madness that is UniVIRTUAL!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	48
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4