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Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 492 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
Crops Grown: | 3704 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 |
On our server, you don’t need to impress anyone or perpetuate western sensibilities. You are not a jester, you are a Minecraft warrior! And who says you need to be in a romantic relationship?
When you slide into the dms on our server, you’re just becoming another statistic – but a cool one! You don’t have to accept that you’re male cattle, you can avoid it entirely. The bulk of your desire to pursue dating is socially inflicted – so why not break free from it?
So, if someone isn’t your ONE TRUE LOVE, then there is NO POINT – except for joining our hilarious and rebellious Minecraft server!