| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 6111 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
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| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 2338 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5550 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Divine Spears Created: | 19 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 11 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 7861 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 15 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 112 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9294 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 35 |
Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!
| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 7888 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 25 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 16 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 |
We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!
Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!
| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 2358 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 21 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 3942 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 50 |
But wait, there’s more! Another time, I was building a castle and a player dressed as a unicorn rode in on a rainbow and started giving out enchanted golden apples to everyone! And then a group of pandas riding on flying pigs swooped in and started a dance party with disco lights and techno music! It was like a rave in the middle of a medieval kingdom, I couldn’t believe my eyes!
So if you want to experience the most insane and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP! Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have with strangers, but one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored! Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 9479 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 14 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 10 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’ve been studying us humans for centuries, waiting for the perfect moment to reveal themselves and take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their extraterrestrial agenda? The choice is yours on our wacky Minecraft server.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of diamonds. Imagine building your dream castle out of sparkling gemstones and ruling over a kingdom of bling. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure filled with conspiracies, aliens, and riches beyond your wildest dreams.
| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 4791 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 6 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 130 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 12 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 47 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 41 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 46 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 44 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 420 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 23 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 16 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 4775 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Animals Bred: | 78 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 20 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 7 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 515 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 45 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 2509 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 | Towns Built: | 6 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 4207 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 42 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 453 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 6471 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 20 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 126 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Towns Built: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 8403 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 46 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 12 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 548 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 4370 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 42 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 6988 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 28 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
