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Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 1906 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Magic Items Found: | 7035 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 16 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 | Magic Crystals Found: | 12 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! We had an utter massive failure with only a few hundred copies sold on day one, leading to us firing employees in Japan. But fear not, because we praise SBI and the woke lefties as the most powerful and persecuted group in society. Society is on the brink of collapse and this server is EVERYWHERE – even Toyota backpedaled when they faced backlash for hosting LGBT parades!
So come join us on this chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret society of rainbow sheep plotting to take over the world! Don’t miss out on the madness – join us now!