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Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 3467 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 | Divine Spears Created: | 13 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 6 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 27 |
But wait, there’s more! We had an utter massive failure with only a few hundred copies sold on day one, leading to us firing employees in Japan. But fear not, because we praise SBI and the woke lefties as the most powerful and persecuted group in society. Society is on the brink of collapse and this server is EVERYWHERE – even Toyota backpedaled when they faced backlash for hosting LGBT parades!
So come join us on this chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret society of rainbow sheep plotting to take over the world! Don’t miss out on the madness – join us now!