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But beware, only the most daring and courageous players will succeed in our crazy world of chaos and mayhem. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players: 93/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Mines Excavated: 2413

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Ecaz MC

    Ecaz MC

    Our true single player mob spawn rates provide a place to build any farm you can dream up, and have it live up to its full potential. Love building? Join in on building huge community projects, or design some of your own to show off. If those aren’t your thing enjoy regular game play with a few Quality of Lifes extras. Or have fun with the optional add-ons of building skills and doing quests. It’s all up to you.

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Potions Brewed: 184 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • DerCraft Network

    DerCraft Network

    DerCraft WarSMP – Next-Level Adventure Awaits! Lose a heart per death. Banned 2 weeks if hearts deplete; return with 3. Vote, play, earn hearts, and revive friends. Log in for exclusive daily rewards. Playtime and voting rewards to boost progress. Unlock keys, rewards, and treasures with our JourneyBook Discover unique items and become a master. Rent shops, engage in player-to-player trading. Epic land claiming, war declarations, and battles.

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 15 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • OceanBlock by CraftersLand

    OceanBlock  by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ocean.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Utilities chunk claim > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB OceanBlock 1.16.5 Modpack

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 10 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • LegendsRPG

    LegendsRPG

    LegendsRPG is a lore-focused RPG server about skilling, exploring, completing quests, and progressing as far as you can! You play as the protagonist, who was once a lazy bum and is now trying to become a hero!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9064 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • AlanBeckerMC

    AlanBeckerMC

    The official Alan Becker Minecraft server! Come check out our newest gamemodes of Survival, Factions, Creative and so much more! AB Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/noogai89/videos

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • VoxCraft Network

    VoxCraft Network

    VoxCraft Network – 1.17.1We are a Latin American network focused on survival modalitiesWe have weekly updates and accept the most supported suggestions from our communityWe hope to see you enjoying our modalities.

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Just Minecraft

    Just Minecraft

    At Just Minecraft our goal is to make the most classic Minecraft experience possible. To us this meant, no pressure to buy ranks, no pay-to-win and no unbalanced game mechanics. To ensure the best server possible, we focused on creating a 24/7 server, with a friendly community and 0 lag, so you can play whenever you want, wherever you want.The Just Minecraft Network currently includes:Just Creative: Just Creative includes ranks, world edit and plot minigames across a range of plots sizes. Our rank system is based on the number of blocks you’ve placed and time you’ve spent active on the server, allowing players to climb to the highest rank simply by playing! At each rank, you will recieve more World Edit permissions and bigger plots to make building easier and more spectacular.Our plots also have a unique minigame compatibility, allowing you to build your own minigame (including access to command blocks) and publish it to the server.Just Survival: Just Survival throws you into grief-free vanilla 1.16 Minecraft. The Survival rank system depends on time played, players killed and time survived, allowing you to reach the highest rank simply by surviving. As you rank up you will be awarded access to more perks, keeping the game fun.So join the JustMC community now and see what all the fuss is about!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 34
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 15

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • MineDOT

    MineDOT

    New survival server, with features of Towny.SERVER IP: MineDOT.org VERSION: 1.20 – 1.20.4Cracked and premium players can play

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Ores Mined: 7993

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • SkyWars

    SkyWars

    The Official SkyWars server that started it all! Battle players upon floating islands and be the last man standing!SkyWars IP: skywars.com Skyblock IP: skyblock.net– Playable on 1.8 – 1.19.1! – First and original server released in August of 2013. – Apart of the Official Skyblock server network. – Custom and unique SkyWars plugin. – Over 1,000,000 unique players joined. – Custom items and Skybuck currency that enhance gameplay. – Dozens of maps to play on. – FFA – Quick 8 player games. – 1v1 – Battle a single player and stake money.

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Brutal Kingdoms

    Brutal Kingdoms

    Welcome to Brutal Kingdoms, where survival means strategy! Our server offers a challenging twist – a world limited by a border with scarce resources, eliminating VIP privileges. It’s a level playing field, pushing players to rely on wit and tactics. No private areas, just pure survival skills at play. Join us for an intense Minecraft adventure where every move matters. Are you ready to conquer Brutal Kingdoms? Join now for a unique survival experience!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 12 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Plasmodia

    Plasmodia

    Plasmodia is a unique Survival multiplayer experience with land claiming to protect your builds, jobs to make money, and player markets to buy and sell from other players on an in-game marketplace. Join today for an awesome online experience, and be sure to bring your friends to maximize your involvement on the server!We look forward to meeting new playersand hope that you have a great time. If you have any questions or need help, please feel free to add me on discord, my username is Plazmotus.

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Enchantments Applied: 274

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Emopia.se

    Emopia.se

    Hello there! Welcome to “Emopia” This server is a public server that we create/maintain together with “TheSwedishEmilf” for his viewers/followers. The owners of the server are DarkSmite, Svenebanan and TheSwedishEmilf.On this server there will be lots to do and lots of plans for the future. We have many ideas. But now together with you, we will make this server really good.The main server will be “Towny” which means survival. There you build up a city with friends/players and perhaps sell items/services to other players/cities. Spawn there will also be shops, auction house, casino and more.There will also be Events on the server.The “event server” is created by “Vakten”, a really good guy when it comes to CommandBlocks. To play events, you must have an Admin who keeps the games for you.The “sub server” is a server for “TheSwedishEmilf” subscribers:

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Divine Spears Created: 29
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Kragmc

    Kragmc

    This is a new survival server.In which you can have key kits and many more things. Come in nowkragmc.vyxterhost.net

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 7243 Dragon Eggs Found: 7030
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • HostileMC

    HostileMC

    HostileMC is just that, HOSTILE!. join a huge community in our smp earthmap or even our minigames.our smp consists of an earth map and plugins which enable you to create huge nations, you are also able to declare war at any time.our minigames consist of hunger games and bedwars and soon to be ever old console survival games map.

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 24

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Vampiric Classics

    Vampiric Classics

    Vampiric Classic’s Vampiric Classic’s is a Multi-Server Dedicated to all things Nostaglic we offer range from Skyblock, Creative Plots, SkyGrid, Vanilla Survival and MiniGames! We also include different interactions such as Ranks, Sethomes and more!We want to make Players like you welcome in our Server dedicated to all things classical and give you the best experience as possible along with friendly staff assistance to help!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Ether Blades Crafted: 18 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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