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Join us and witness the epic battles between good woke slop games that will have you feeling like a Minecraft champion, and bad woke slop games that will make you question why you ever downloaded the game in the first place.

But beware, only the most daring and courageous players will succeed in our crazy world of chaos and mayhem. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players: 90/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21 Rainbows Spotted: 10

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Lifestealed

    Lifestealed

    LIFESTEALED REMASTERED – Max Hearts: 50 – Min Hearts: 1 – Difficulty: HardLifestealed is a small but active community. Kill player’s and steal health points from one another. With a maximum heart count of 50, it seems that you’ll be undefeatable.We have custom enchants, items, and OP Loot that can be obtained from crates, so you can feel like you’re the strongest in the server!With a custom boss adding an additional challenge, you’ll be able to get the best armor in the game!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 38
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • VanillaCraft

    VanillaCraft

    Vanilla Communitiy SMP server If you would like to join our community, please apply on our Discord >>> https://discord.gg/wazNpYthVD <<

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 13 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Aesir Mc

    Aesir Mc

    Aesir RPG Minecraft IP:play.aesirmc.com 1.18.2 Turkey’s best Faction RPG server Survival&Faction together + Track + Clan Wars, +220 Special Items RPG Inventory Warehouse System MMO Itemler Mana and Skill System 3D modeled Bosses and Creatures Pets and features according to Pets Open World Story Server

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • TheCrib

    TheCrib

    TheCrib is a 1.20 Survival/SMP Minecraft server that focuses on quality of life features and values the player experience. The server is currently available to join on all the major versions, which includes versions 1.7 to 1.20.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1174 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Fire Crusades

    Fire Crusades

    Fire Crusades Discover the World & Feel the Magic! ===================================== DEDICATED SERVER ONLINE 24/7: Enjoy FC with quality-of-life plugins to improve your Minecraft adventures.We Support both Java and Bedrock players. Join our Discord https://discord.gg/khk9TEU Check out Our Website for Info and Rules https://firecrusades.com/ Join us on Fire Crusades Java Players! Java Version Server IP: play.firecrusades.com Bedrock Server Address: play.firecrusades.com Port: 25565

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • JonGames – Survival Land Claim

    JonGames – Survival Land Claim

    JonGames Minecraft 1.14.4 Server (1.9 – 1.18 clients supported) Peaceful Guilds with land claiming and Economy game-play in Survival mode (This is a Java server (IP: jongames.com) with Bedrock client support (IP: bedrock.jongames.com)) NEW Custom End dimension was released March 2022!!! Try the new mobs, items, biomes, and mechanics today! We Love Builds & Art: check the website for 3D photos and 3D models of some of the builds people have made on the server! You and your builds may be featured there too in the future! Absolutely Free – No donations & no VIP This server is an effort of passion and a hobby project. I have the resources to run it for years, so please stop by and take a look. Enjoy simple casual game-play with tight knit community that is totally free. Events are held frequently about once a week! You can also enjoy spending your free time with our minigames, we have SkyWars, spleef, parkours, a maze, a mob arena, a casino, elytra race, lighter arena, murder mystery, and we will most likely keep on adding more to the list! No Griefing. /howto 1 /howto 2 /howto 3 … /howto 7 to learn how to play denMS

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Light

    Light

    Light Network is an economy survival server. We offer a range of features for players to enjoy whilst sticking to the vanilla-esk of the game. Survival has land claiming, free ranks, reward crates, quests, silk spawners and more! Connect to the server today to start your adventure!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 41
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Secure Heaven

    Secure Heaven

    Explore, destroy Demons and build your dream home.IP: play.secure-heaven.com (Java)Discord: http://discord.secure-heaven.com/ Website: https://www.secure-heaven.com/ How to enter: https://www.shmc.link/unirseDo you still have doubts? she continues reading: • Customizable home, with reinvented protection measures • We have a Passion for Survival • Weddings, Alcohol, Jobs, PvEStop by the server and leave us your opinion!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 18 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Friends In Game

    Friends In Game

    The Amici In Game Community is pleased to present its new server: FRIENDS IN GAME: The server was created with the aim of giving Minecraft enthusiasts already present on our official DISCORD a place where they can all play together, in harmony and serenity! A place to have fun with “Friends” in an almost familiar atmosphere… The server we offer uses plugins to protect all server constructions from any grief and/or other problems that could destroy or damage the work of the players on the server… In addition to the simple Pure Vanilla, we also offer some minigames (For now only BedWars, but there will be others in the future ;)) If I have intrigued you, I invite you to join us on the SERVER! (for various reasons, the server will NOT remain open constantly… Furthermore, in order to enter you must first enter our DISCORD SERVER so that you can be added to the white list)

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Mines Excavated: 2416 Vanishing Structures Built: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • MC.LOL

    MC.LOL

    mc.lolSurvival 1.20.4 with SlimeFun Parkour & BedWarsSurvival 1.16.5 multiple types of Survival with plugins and vanilla. Minigames, Among US, BedWars, SkyWars. Parkour PVP Games, Practice, UHC RUN, EggWars, Factions and many many more

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 196 Treasure Maps Found: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • PrismForge

    PrismForge

    This server is an exceptionally built, custom gamemode, that is constantly updating and expanding to meet the player’s wants and needs. The staff team are always listening to the community to help create a better society for the server.PrismForge is the #1 RPG Factions server with a custom coded PVP and another PVE MMORPG Gamemode. All of our gamemodes are completely custom coded by our development team. We offer an actual unique experience unlike many other servers.Factions: – RPG Factions – Giant well made warzone – 190+ Custom Items, 150+ Custom Enchantments – Ranked PvP Fights – Bosses, Envoys, KotH, FFA & more events

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 66 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Esoteric Survival

    Esoteric Survival

    – Land claim to protect your builds – PvP enabled outside of claims – Basic commands like /sethome, /spawn and /tpa – Hard difficulty – No hard limitations on redstone or farms – NO Keep inventory

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7982 Emeralds Found: 9593

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Valegate

    Valegate

    NEW STAFF NEEDEDA brand new feature packed server with a player run economy and a ton of exciting features! We have Jobs, Quests, Crates & MORE!We have a custom ranking system allowing you to unlock new features and commands with each rank and making yourself more powerful!Our features include: Jobs, Economy, Survival, PvE, PVP, Friendly Community, Active Staff, Voting Rewards (Crates)!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Gods Slained: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • FTB SkyAdventures by CraftersLand

    FTB SkyAdventures by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sky.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Utils mod land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB SkyAdventures 1.12.2 Modpack

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Humblex

    Humblex

    Welcome to Humblex: Phoenix Edition Thank You and Set Foot On A Truly Remarkable Journey With Us.IP: mc.humblex.netHumblex is a Sci-Fi Story Based Survival Multiplayer Server with a hybrid survival-faction system and includes infinite events/minigames for players to enjoy.What Humblex Offers: – Story-based Multiplayer Server (Sci-Fi) – A brand new experience on survival multiplayer experience. – Survival and Faction (Hybrid System) into one GameMode. – Interval ( Events | Minigames ) – Graphical Changes to Vanilla Minecraft – Cracked & Premium Support – Multiplatform (Coming Soon)

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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