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Updated October 26, 2024

Players: 94/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • CrystalMC

    CrystalMC

    The #1 Lifesteal & PVP network for everyone! Join our LifestealSMP and other gamemodes today! 𝐅𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄𝐒 – No LAGG – 24/7 online – Low ping & good gameplay – Friendly staff – FREE ranks – SMP & PVP gamemodes – BOXPVP – Events & much much more, join the best minecraft server today!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • FroglightMC

    FroglightMC

    Welcome to FrogLight-MC! We are a fun Semi-Vanilla survival server that focuses on our players! Our goal is to build a strong community where people can play and be them selves while having fun. The Owners will be constantly looking to make sure our server is the best place to be part of a community and always take player suggestions into account when working on any major gameplay changes. A custom dungeon has been opened and is constantly being developed allows all players to proceed to become a powerful member of the economy through simply grinding rather than having to purchase any keys or ranks. Our staff are attentive and active in the discord and in game, constantly updating and fixing anything that requires it!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 90 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Cosmoverse

    Cosmoverse

    Welcome to the Cosmoverse! A furry based community Minecraft server with the ambition to grow a strong community with as many people as possible! This server currently has a couple minigames such as Ice-Kart! This is our own unique minigame which is pretty Mario Kart, but in Minecraft! We also have a parkour world. Our main servers are Skyblock and Survival, but we also have a plotworld for those who wants to easily test out a desgin or redstone contraption or even just to have fun building with friends!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 7 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Nektax Network

    Nektax Network

    Nektax Network is the place for you! Every good part of Minecraft servers can be found here. Join us today and have fun!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • PublicSMP

    PublicSMP

    Hello there, brave adventurer! Welcome to the heart of PublicSMP! We have proximity voice chat that does not use mods! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or just starting your journey in the realm of blocks, you’re now part of a community that values creativity, teamwork, and fun!We hope you enjoy your time here.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • projectEnchantedMC

    projectEnchantedMC

    projectenchanted.minecraft.best 25565https://discord.gg/xzD6hawwJ6“Discover projectEnchantedMC – the ultimate Minecraft universe! Join our Java and Bedrock server for an adventure packed with grief protection, awesome plugins, and thrilling gameplay! Delve into our economy-driven survival SMP with shops, jobs, quests and the brandnew plugin; towny. Enjoy free ranks, custom items, cosmetics, and more. Invite friends to earn in-game rewards! We take custom requests for commands and builds. Plus, support us by voting and get exclusive rewards! Join our team! We’re on the lookout for builders, admins, video creators, and Discord helpers. Join the excitement at projectEnchantedMC.”

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 New Chunks Explored: 542574

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • MercyMC

    MercyMC

    MercyMC is a new Minecraft server network with a survival server and more gamemodes to come! We’re aiming for a relaxing experience for all of our players.We offer no advantages with webstore purchases and we run on player donations to maintain our server.Come check it out and help us build a great community.port 25594 for Bedrock– ko-fi.com/playmercymc– https://www.tiktok.com/@playmercymc

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 4910 Mythical Swords Crafted: 37
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Endless Night Skies: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Confused Pixelmon

    Confused Pixelmon

    Mylona’s Current FeaturesUnlimited Homes, Dynmap, Contests, Movie Nights, New World, Wondertrade, Non-P2W, Play 2 Win, Lottery, Jobs, Events, Safari, Daily, Questing, Player Shops, Public XP Farm, Monthly Server Ender Dragon Fights!, PVP Arena, and Adding new features every week!!!!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Animals Bred: 75 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • ArtMC.net

    ArtMC.net

    ArtMC is a collaborative Minecraft art experiment. Place 1 block every 10 seconds. Create art with or against other players.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • PhoenixCraft

    PhoenixCraft

    **About PhoenixCraft – Crafting Adventures Since 2022!**Welcome to PhoenixCraft, a thriving Minecraft community with a rich history dating back to August 18, 2022. We are more than just a server; we’re a warm and inclusive community that welcomes players from all walks of life.**Our Servers:**– **Anarchy Server:** Immerse yourself in the raw, unbridled chaos of our anarchy server. Here, survival is the name of the game, and the possibilities are limitless. Forge alliances, build empires, or go it alone; the choice is yours.– **Economy Server:** Step into our meticulously designed economy server, operating on Minecraft version 1.20.1. Engage in dynamic events, trade with fellow players, and embark on epic adventures.**Active and Engaged:**At PhoenixCraft, our community is our strength. We host frequent events that keep our members engaged and excited. Join us in creating unforgettable memories, whether it’s battling the Ender Dragon together or participating in our unique server events.**Join Our Family:**

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 28 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • MiantaoriMC Network

    MiantaoriMC Network

    Welcome to MianatoriMC Network! We offer many game modes that provide endless fun for everyone, including Survival, OneBlock, BedWars, and more! It supports 1.8 to the latest version. We recommend 1.20. Always looking for staff and creators of media content from many platforms. We think you should check the server before we continue.Discord: https://discord.gg/aprRpcn3rJ

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Master Realm

    Master Realm

    Welcome to Season X Minecraft Server – Master Realm 1.20.1! RPG World Daily Quests & Adventures Blood Moons Brewery Coin Economy Citizens Anti-Combat-Log Towny EliteMobs & Boss Events Unique World Gen Graves with Loss GSit/Lay/Crawl 18+ Marry Commands Join our thriving community for endless fun and adventure!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • MissionPrison

    MissionPrison

    MobArena Bombs Drugs ElementalTrees Gangs Bounties Free Kits Trails Bounties GUI-Oriented Auctions CoinFlip ChatReaction Crates Balanced Economy

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Emeralds Found: 4362

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Maritime Survival

    Maritime Survival

    Ahoy! Embark on a nautical adventure with us on the 1.18 Maritime server!On Maritime Survival we have some awesome enhancements to our gameplay, here’s a list of some of our enhancements: – Clue Scrolls – McMMO – Level System – Anti-Grief – Player Warps – Bedrock SupportWhat are you waiting for? Come join our awesome community today!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 18 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • 3b3t

    3b3t

    Anarchy server, no rules, no admin, and no interference! In this server you can pretty much do whatever you want, start bases, make new friends, and attack anyone that gets in your way!Server is also now 1.16.5!Crystal PVP! Donkey Dupe Enabled! Nether roof access Stacked Items!/tpa /home

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Alien Abductions: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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