Woke Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers where the games are as bland as unseasoned mashed potatoes? Well, look no further because our server is serving up some seriously woke slop games that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time.

Join us and witness the epic battles between good woke slop games that will have you feeling like a Minecraft champion, and bad woke slop games that will make you question why you ever downloaded the game in the first place.

But beware, only the most daring and courageous players will succeed in our crazy world of chaos and mayhem. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Divine Spears Created:	15
Potions Brewed:	143	Magic Wands Crafted:	25

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

McTopia

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

McTopia is a minecraft network consisting 5 different servers with many custom plugins created by the owner of McTopia. McTopia also has a website with a live list of online players along with an online ban-system and forum. Our staff is among the friendliest people you will ever come across. Come join us today!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Towns Built:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Nomercymc

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Skyroad

Skyroad Minecraft:

Different game types under one roof!

Survival, Freebuild, Events, WAR, PvP.

Join Skyroad: http://wiki.skyroad.me/Join

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SkullCraft Skyblock

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Join now, you’ll have a blast playing on SkullCraft Skyblock!

Key Features: » Recently reset « » Latest in Skyblock Mechanics « » 10 Themed Starter Islands « » Player Shops « » Upgradable Islands « » Nether / End World Access « » Minigames « » Pre1.9 PVP Mechinics « » MCMMO RPG Leveling System «

► IP: play.skull-craft.com ► Version: 1.8 – 1.15+

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

ParkourCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Skyblock

KitPvP – Custom kit server with plenty of classes to fit your specific play type Parkour – Custom parkour server with completable levels that will track your completion statistics. Factions – 1.8 FactionsUUID with Crates and KoTH Survival – Hardcore Vanilla PvP Skyblock – Skyblock survival with challenges and a great community. Creative – 101×101 plots with plenty of people to enjoy building with. Guns – A custom minigame that utilizes guns in minecraft.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

WitherCraft

MCMMO, greifing, essentials, Deticated Ram, Factions, Raiding, Great Staff, Buycraft Donations

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Peaceful craft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

PeacefulCraft first came online in October of 2012. Over the years we’ve expanded our gamemode selection and currently host PvE, Peaceful, and Creative Plots servers. Our friendly and dedicated moderation team is always around to help while our network admins continue to develop new game modes and features to grow our community. We strive to create a positive, friendly community and hope you decide to join us.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

EDawg878 Creative

Creative

There is a reason why we are the most popular creative server, join the server and find out for yourself!

+ Advanced plot protection system to keep your builds safe, even when you are offline + Toggle between survival, creative, and pvp gamemodes + Access to almost all WorldEdit commands as a reward for voting + Roleplay marriage commands + The best backup system found on any Minecraft server to ensure your progress is never lost + We can rollback any amount of grief within seconds + Active community of thousands of players, we are the largest creative server out there! + Sophisticated anti-spam protection systems + Unique donator options found on our webstore + Useful forum website to interact within our community + Large plots 512×512, when you are done you can even clear them with a single command

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	191

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Stirebuild

Creative, Economy, Survival

Stirebuild is a English and Dutch Minecraft server with both a Survival World and a Creative World.

There is a shop at spawn where you can buy most blocks and items after you have obtained or crafted them. At this shop you can also buy stuff like spawners, special items and armor which have special effects like being immune to certain effects. You can buy these with Credits which you can get by selling blocks or by playing in the Arena at the spawn.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

TagCraftMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Survival Games

We’re a multi-server network that offers a range of different Minecraft Game modes for people to play. Our servers are based in North America, We welcome both Premium and Offline players.

– Network: Global Chat, Pms, Pets. – Factions: PvP and Peace worlds. – Creative: Large 64×64 plots. – Survival Games: Over 100 different kits. – Quake: Multiplayer arenas or 1v1, 2v2 arenas – Mario Kart: Coming Soon

More info at http://www.tagcraftmc.com/welcome

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

End Game

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

EndGame started in 2012, lets go back to the good ole times Servers are 1.32 SemiVanilla, Creative, PvP, and Vanilla! – SemiVanilla: Gold Ingot Economy, /sethome, staff land protection. – Creative: Plots are 200×200. Plots can be linked together by rank – PvP: Vanilla/anarchy style server, no rules! -Vanilla: Pure minecraft, nothing added.

100 Slot Dedicated Server 100Gigs of Ram LAG FREE! Over 12,000 members, Join the website to be Auto ranked to member ingame.

Website: http:www.endgameserver.comhome Server Ip: mc-endgameserver.com

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

RushTea MineCraft

Rushtea Minecraft (RTMC) is a survival server. We use only a few plugins so you can play the game as it was made to be played! The server is maintained and monitored by an international team of admins and moderators, so you can play without having to worry about thieves and griefers.

Server information RTMC runs CraftBukkit, along with administrative plugins to prevent, roll back and punish griefing. The Lift plugin allows you to create elevators without elaborate redstone circuitry. Since this is a survival server, you need to gather all the materials you need to build awesome things.

Website The server has a website and forum at rushteamc.com where the community gathers to have a good time and find information on the game. We have a dynamic map that shows a live top down view of what’s going on ingame. A VIP shop allows donators to buy items, warps, names and titles.

Grief protection We use several plugins to swiftly deal with griefers. Changes made to the world are logged in a database, so damage done can easily be repaired. The very active and helpful moderator team ensures you will have a good time.

Permissions and build rights New users are required to register through our website before they can start mining and building. We use an automated script so you can start having fun in under a minute!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Plyblox Network

Factions, PvE, PvP, Towny

Welcome to Plyblox Network! We are a brand new server, our goal is to become a network of different game-modes for players to enjoy. We have 2 different game-modes right now. We currently have Factions with Guns server, with additional plugins along side. Secondly we have a Towny/SMP server with an entire storyline with lore to complete, custom dungeons & mobs, custom gear and so much more. We are so excited to see you play with us. We are a professional team of staff, and looking to grow our team. Inquire within and file as application for our staff.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

karlssonSMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

At karlssonSMP, our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life and security plugins as well as datapacks to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

LifeYoinkSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

LifeYoinkSMP is a cracked public replica of the lifesteal life with a bedrock cross-play. We provide a lag free 24/7 Minecraft server with no lag, Without any issues

• 24/7 Minecraft server • Bedrock Cross-play • Weekly Nitro Giveaway • Cracked Available • Any Version

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	8107	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.