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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 307 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Falling into the Void: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 21 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 41 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
Join us and discover a world where the blocks are made of pure unicorn glitter and the creepers wear top hats and monocles. Our server is so woke that even the Ender Dragon has a subscription to The New York Times!
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that farts rainbows and a diamond pickaxe that can mine through space and time. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with songs about the joys of crafting.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most woke Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.