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Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 8638 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Demon Skulls Collected: | 46 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 6 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Zombie Dances: | 7 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
Join us and discover a world where the blocks are made of pure unicorn glitter and the creepers wear top hats and monocles. Our server is so woke that even the Ender Dragon has a subscription to The New York Times!
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that farts rainbows and a diamond pickaxe that can mine through space and time. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with songs about the joys of crafting.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most woke Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.