Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about embarrassing bathroom mishaps like this again! Our server is so immersive, you’ll forget you even have bodily functions. Plus, our virtual toilets are always clean and never clogged! So come join us and leave your real-life bathroom disasters behind. Just make sure to keep those cheeks clenched while playing!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players: 102/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
Blood Moons Survived: 0 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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