Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about embarrassing bathroom mishaps like this again! Our server is so immersive, you’ll forget you even have bodily functions. Plus, our virtual toilets are always clean and never clogged! So come join us and leave your real-life bathroom disasters behind. Just make sure to keep those cheeks clenched while playing!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players: 98/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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