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Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 3289 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 13 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 271 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
Potions Brewed: | 122 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
Embark on epic quests to find the legendary bacon sword and battle against evil mobs like zombie llamas and lava-spewing chickens.
Don’t worry about hunger or health – our server has unlimited pizza and every time you die, you respawn as a ninja warrior riding a unicorn.
Join now and discover the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, stay far away).