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Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 7405 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Love Letters Sent: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 27 | Epic Quests Completed: | 14 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 48 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
Embark on epic quests to find the legendary bacon sword and battle against evil mobs like zombie llamas and lava-spewing chickens.
Don’t worry about hunger or health – our server has unlimited pizza and every time you die, you respawn as a ninja warrior riding a unicorn.
Join now and discover the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, stay far away).