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Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 676 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 31 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
Magic Items Found: | 6200 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Embark on epic quests to find the legendary bacon sword and battle against evil mobs like zombie llamas and lava-spewing chickens.
Don’t worry about hunger or health – our server has unlimited pizza and every time you die, you respawn as a ninja warrior riding a unicorn.
Join now and discover the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, stay far away).