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Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 8051 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Embark on epic quests to find the legendary bacon sword and battle against evil mobs like zombie llamas and lava-spewing chickens.
Don’t worry about hunger or health – our server has unlimited pizza and every time you die, you respawn as a ninja warrior riding a unicorn.
Join now and discover the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, stay far away).