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Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 5609 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5441 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Embark on epic quests to find the legendary bacon sword and battle against evil mobs like zombie llamas and lava-spewing chickens.
Don’t worry about hunger or health – our server has unlimited pizza and every time you die, you respawn as a ninja warrior riding a unicorn.
Join now and discover the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, stay far away).