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Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 7235 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
Void Armor Forged: | 26 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Embark on epic quests to find the legendary bacon sword and battle against evil mobs like zombie llamas and lava-spewing chickens.
Don’t worry about hunger or health – our server has unlimited pizza and every time you die, you respawn as a ninja warrior riding a unicorn.
Join now and discover the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, stay far away).