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Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 2007 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 150 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
Ores Mined: | 1549 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 19 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
Embark on epic quests to find the legendary bacon sword and battle against evil mobs like zombie llamas and lava-spewing chickens.
Don’t worry about hunger or health – our server has unlimited pizza and every time you die, you respawn as a ninja warrior riding a unicorn.
Join now and discover the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, stay far away).