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Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 7275 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 64 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 48 |
Embark on epic quests to find the legendary bacon sword and battle against evil mobs like zombie llamas and lava-spewing chickens.
Don’t worry about hunger or health – our server has unlimited pizza and every time you die, you respawn as a ninja warrior riding a unicorn.
Join now and discover the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, stay far away).