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Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 732 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 14 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Chimeras Created: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Embark on epic quests to find the legendary bacon sword and battle against evil mobs like zombie llamas and lava-spewing chickens.
Don’t worry about hunger or health – our server has unlimited pizza and every time you die, you respawn as a ninja warrior riding a unicorn.
Join now and discover the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, stay far away).