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Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 1914 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
Enchantments Applied: | 267 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
Falling into the Void: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
Embark on epic quests to find the legendary bacon sword and battle against evil mobs like zombie llamas and lava-spewing chickens.
Don’t worry about hunger or health – our server has unlimited pizza and every time you die, you respawn as a ninja warrior riding a unicorn.
Join now and discover the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, stay far away).