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Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 2628 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 6 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
Embark on epic quests to find the legendary bacon sword and battle against evil mobs like zombie llamas and lava-spewing chickens.
Don’t worry about hunger or health – our server has unlimited pizza and every time you die, you respawn as a ninja warrior riding a unicorn.
Join now and discover the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, stay far away).