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Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 6844 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Buildings Constructed: | 36 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 126 | New Chunks Explored: | 917333 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
Embark on epic quests to find the legendary bacon sword and battle against evil mobs like zombie llamas and lava-spewing chickens.
Don’t worry about hunger or health – our server has unlimited pizza and every time you die, you respawn as a ninja warrior riding a unicorn.
Join now and discover the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, stay far away).