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Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 1632 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 9351 |
Mines Excavated: | 1810 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 487 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 5 |
Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Love Letters Sent: | 9 |
Embark on epic quests to find the legendary bacon sword and battle against evil mobs like zombie llamas and lava-spewing chickens.
Don’t worry about hunger or health – our server has unlimited pizza and every time you die, you respawn as a ninja warrior riding a unicorn.
Join now and discover the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, stay far away).