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Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 5668 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 8300 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 13 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Embark on epic quests to find the legendary bacon sword and battle against evil mobs like zombie llamas and lava-spewing chickens.
Don’t worry about hunger or health – our server has unlimited pizza and every time you die, you respawn as a ninja warrior riding a unicorn.
Join now and discover the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, stay far away).