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Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 9183 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 426 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 16 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 47 |
Embark on epic quests to find the legendary bacon sword and battle against evil mobs like zombie llamas and lava-spewing chickens.
Don’t worry about hunger or health – our server has unlimited pizza and every time you die, you respawn as a ninja warrior riding a unicorn.
Join now and discover the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, stay far away).