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Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 7716 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 25 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
Embark on epic quests to find the legendary bacon sword and battle against evil mobs like zombie llamas and lava-spewing chickens.
Don’t worry about hunger or health – our server has unlimited pizza and every time you die, you respawn as a ninja warrior riding a unicorn.
Join now and discover the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, stay far away).