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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 6745 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 11 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Ores Mined: | 1211 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 43 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
Embark on epic quests to find the legendary bacon sword and battle against evil mobs like zombie llamas and lava-spewing chickens.
Don’t worry about hunger or health – our server has unlimited pizza and every time you die, you respawn as a ninja warrior riding a unicorn.
Join now and discover the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, stay far away).