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Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 2647 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Farms Harvested: | 223 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 127 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 20 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 26 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Embark on epic quests to find the legendary bacon sword and battle against evil mobs like zombie llamas and lava-spewing chickens.
Don’t worry about hunger or health – our server has unlimited pizza and every time you die, you respawn as a ninja warrior riding a unicorn.
Join now and discover the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, stay far away).