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Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 2619 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Enchantments Applied: | 246 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 27 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
Embark on epic quests to find the legendary bacon sword and battle against evil mobs like zombie llamas and lava-spewing chickens.
Don’t worry about hunger or health – our server has unlimited pizza and every time you die, you respawn as a ninja warrior riding a unicorn.
Join now and discover the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, stay far away).