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Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 461 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 3364 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 33 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Embark on epic quests to find the legendary bacon sword and battle against evil mobs like zombie llamas and lava-spewing chickens.
Don’t worry about hunger or health – our server has unlimited pizza and every time you die, you respawn as a ninja warrior riding a unicorn.
Join now and discover the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, stay far away).