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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 1818 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Void Gems Collected: | 15 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 14 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
Embark on epic quests to find the legendary bacon sword and battle against evil mobs like zombie llamas and lava-spewing chickens.
Don’t worry about hunger or health – our server has unlimited pizza and every time you die, you respawn as a ninja warrior riding a unicorn.
Join now and discover the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, stay far away).