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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 443 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 13 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
Magic Items Found: | 2868 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 1011 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
This server is like Hogwarts on steroids, with potions that make you fart rainbows and broomsticks that double as jetpacks. 🌈🚀
Join us for epic wizard battles where you can turn your enemies into chickens or summon a herd of exploding sheep. 🐔💥
And don’t worry about your kid learning dark magic, because our professors are all certified unicorns who only teach the most wholesome spells, like how to make a sandwich with a flick of your wand. 🥪✨
So come on down to our magical Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry dragons). 🐉🔥
Just make sure to pack your kid’s bags with plenty of pixie dust and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously silly up in here. 😜🧚♂️