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Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 4712 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Falling into the Void: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 28 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
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So come join us and build a castle made of diamonds, ride a pig into battle, and maybe even find the legendary treasure of Steve’s missing sock. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!