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Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 844 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 264 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
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