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Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 4536 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
Magic Items Found: | 5942 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
Join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up.
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs gather to dance the night away. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden golden chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! And who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally answer the age-old question, “uhh does this mean i won?”