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Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 3806 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 21 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
Join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up.
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs gather to dance the night away. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden golden chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! And who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally answer the age-old question, “uhh does this mean i won?”